What we're testing
Hyde & Hare
19 October 2026
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Hot water bottle: which way of writing the offer gets the order

Too early to callAd copy · writing structureStarted 2 Oct
£196 spent across 5 versions in 17 days. Too early to call; verdict due around 30 Oct.
What we think

Same offer line (a complimentary Sheepskin Hot Water Bottle on orders over £150) under five different openings. We think the after-the-box opener, the pattern behind the account's best-ever ad, beats the offer stated plainly.

What is different between the versions

The opening structure of the primary text only. Runs on the unboxing videos and the gift box images.

When we call it

£70.00 spent on each version, or 28 days, whichever comes first. Not before.

Progress to a verdict
61% · due around 30 Oct
What this will tell us

Which structure to lead with for the November high-ticket window, when the same offer runs on bigger baskets.

Over time

Cost per purchase, running total

Each day's line is the whole test so far, so it settles as the numbers grow

After the boxQuestion and bulletsReal vs fauxJust for youOffer stated plainly

Spend per day

Shows whether every version is getting its share

After the boxQuestion and bulletsReal vs fauxJust for youOffer stated plainly

Purchases, running total

The count behind the cost per purchase

After the boxQuestion and bulletsReal vs fauxJust for youOffer stated plainly

Click-through rate, running total

The earliest signal: does the ad earn the click

After the boxQuestion and bulletsReal vs fauxJust for youOffer stated plainly
Versions
VersionSpentLink clicksCTRPurchasesCost per purchasePurchases per clickROAS
After the box £15.43171.30% 0–0.00%0.00x
Question and bullets £98.741471.68% 2£49.371.36%3.22x
Real vs faux £31.56311.20% 0–0.00%0.00x
Just for you £29.66431.75% 1£29.662.33%5.36x
Offer stated plainly £20.76160.91% 1£20.766.25%7.61x
Read on: cost per purchase. Click-through rate is the early signal while purchase counts are small.
Day-by-day figures
DayAfter the box
spend · clicks · purchases
Question and bullets
spend · clicks · purchases
Real vs faux
spend · clicks · purchases
Just for you
spend · clicks · purchases
Offer stated plainly
spend · clicks · purchases
2 Oct£1.01 · 0 · 0£9.24 · 10 · 0£7.77 · 9 · 0£8.87 · 12 · 0£4.12 · 2 · 1
3 Oct£0.33 · 1 · 0£12.85 · 15 · 0£3.53 · 2 · 0£5.10 · 7 · 1£0.99 · 1 · 0
4 Oct£1.04 · 1 · 0£20.83 · 31 · 2£2.68 · 2 · 0£3.14 · 3 · 0£2.09 · 2 · 0
5 Oct£1.17 · 0 · 0£12.35 · 11 · 0£1.32 · 0 · 0£2.37 · 3 · 0£3.19 · 2 · 0
6 Oct£0.29 · 0 · 0£4.97 · 2 · 0£0.67 · 0 · 0£2.50 · 2 · 0£2.25 · 3 · 0
7 Oct£0.21 · 0 · 0£2.40 · 4 · 0£0.81 · 0 · 0£0.54 · 1 · 0£2.20 · 1 · 0
8 Oct£0.70 · 0 · 0£11.37 · 29 · 0£0.91 · 1 · 0£1.54 · 3 · 0£1.23 · 2 · 0
9 Oct£1.74 · 2 · 0£1.90 · 4 · 0£0.83 · 1 · 0£0.71 · 0 · 0£0.76 · 0 · 0
10 Oct£0.80 · 0 · 0£1.23 · 2 · 0£0.36 · 0 · 0£0.29 · 1 · 0£0.61 · 1 · 0
11 Oct£0.71 · 1 · 0£2.22 · 4 · 0£1.00 · 2 · 0£0.75 · 1 · 0£0.96 · 0 · 0
12 Oct£0.35 · 0 · 0£1.06 · 4 · 0£1.12 · 1 · 0£0.22 · 1 · 0£0.09 · 0 · 0
13 Oct£1.09 · 4 · 0£1.12 · 3 · 0£0.91 · 0 · 0£0.20 · 0 · 0£0.03 · 0 · 0
14 Oct£0.75 · 1 · 0£0.64 · 0 · 0£0.60 · 1 · 0£0.49 · 1 · 0£0.04 · 0 · 0
15 Oct£1.55 · 1 · 0£1.40 · 0 · 0£1.67 · 2 · 0£0.24 · 0 · 0£0.32 · 1 · 0
16 Oct£0.63 · 0 · 0£1.84 · 1 · 0£1.91 · 2 · 0£0.97 · 1 · 0£0.60 · 0 · 0
17 Oct£1.15 · 2 · 0£3.89 · 7 · 0£2.87 · 2 · 0£0.45 · 1 · 0£0.22 · 0 · 0
18 Oct£1.77 · 4 · 0£9.32 · 20 · 0£2.59 · 6 · 0£1.27 · 6 · 0£1.05 · 1 · 0
19 Oct£0.14 · 0 · 0£0.12 · 0 · 0£0.01 · 0 · 0£0.01 · 0 · 0£0.01 · 0 · 0
How this is read

The 5 texts run as options inside 6 ads. Meta chooses which text each person sees, so the texts never get equal spend, and Reels and Stories show no primary text at all, so text spend adds up to less than the ads' total. Per-text results are a steer, not a verdict: a colder text can look weaker while still doing its job for people who are not ready yet.

Spend, clicks and purchases are as reported by Meta for the ads in each test, from the test's start date to today, which is partial. Where versions share an ad set, Meta decides how much each one spends, so compare cost per purchase and purchases per click rather than totals. A test is only called once its rule is met; stopping early on a good week is how false winners get made.